Once there was a pig. His name was Ass. He liked to piss people 
off in his spare time. He had a good cow friend also named Ass. 
Together they went around the farm making everyone mad. 
They lived on a very big farm called Assia, in the town of 
Assinian. They had a man friend that would sign people's guest 
books and put mean and harsh things. They all had a good time 
laughing it up. But soon the stupid man friend ate Ass the cow 
and Ass Pig got very mad. So he led the Man to a cliff and 
pushed him off. He screamed all the way down. "AAAHHHHHH" *dies*. 
The Ass Pig laughed and went back to the farm. But don't worry 
ass pig didn't live much longer cause the farmer soon cooked the 
Assolisious Pig and ate it for dinner. The End.